i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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