coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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