Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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