my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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