Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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