Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I think my moral compass just broke
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