Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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