? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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