I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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