Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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