ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
we made out on top of his cat.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Randomize
