he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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