But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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