There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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