He had one of those small greek statue penises
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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