I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Boobs are out for the taking
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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