he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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