For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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