He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Houston, we have a squirter
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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