East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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