Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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