Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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