She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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