Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
God gave him joint rollers for hands
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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