just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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