Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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