dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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