Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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