if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
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