Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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