Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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