I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Randomize
