I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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