Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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