Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
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