Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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