? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
