No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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