so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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