i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
my sisters under your porch take her home
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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