if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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