I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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