he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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