Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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