You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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