I'll bet she douches with gravy.
its not stalking. its research.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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