just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
