Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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