One girl and one boy is just not enough.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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