What a fucking waste of an outfit
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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