he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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